Holy Days

The holidays are a time of reflection, a reflection on the tranquil sea of life.

Wishlist

In my core I believe that it is important to fill your heart with hate. It's only then that your true personality can shine through.

Sheltering the fallen

Sometimes people say that it's rude to cry at other peoples' misfortunes. In this context, I find that the simplest way to clarity is through non-judgemental empathy.

Near as I can tell

If almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, then exact is Heisenberg's enemy.

Autumnal thoughts

In these tough uncertain times I like to think of an ancient proverb I heard many years ago:

The forest doesn't answer your prayers, it finds you there.

The how to kill a mockingbird effect

You know, sometimes I like to randomly walk up to people I think I won't like and punch them in the face. If that makes me a "criminal" or a "fucking asshole" then so be it. But look, I'm not the one going around collapsing all the financial markets of this great nation and tangentially the whole world. Who's the REAL criminal, "them" or me?

Health tip of the week

When you have a cold, it helps to smoke menthol cigarettes instead of your normal ones.